Waiting for the opportune moment to procrastinate
zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

falloutbone:

this aint a scene its an

image

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that