Waiting for the opportune moment to procrastinate
n0interest1:

Wednesday (:

n0interest1:

Wednesday (:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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theonion:

50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish

terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

myeyesarelungs:

And my mom said fish didn’t like to be petted.

myeyesarelungs:

And my mom said fish didn’t like to be petted.

zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh